Bio of a Bear

My registered name (whatever that means)is Script For a Jester's Tear..  My mommy calls me Bear, she's 'Tine Lady.  Then there's Joey Lady and Big Guy.  I used to live with them when i was little.  But that doesn't matter.  Let me tell you what happened lots of big moons ago.

Joey Lady and Big Guy came over and told me that Momma had gotten hurt in her black box zoomie thing (they called it a "car" though)  They then told me that she was at ECMC (erie canine medical center?) I guess its some sort of vet place for two-leggers.  They took me to their house.  

Momma's home now.  She keeps telling me stories.  She broke her left foreleg and her back.  She lays around on her bed all day, but sometimes comes to see me in her wheelchair.  I like it when she does that.

Just thought i'd introduce myself.  I'm a bit conflicted about this.  I think Momma would be so proud of me for learning how to type.  But she's probably mortified i'm sharing her secrets.

I hope she doesn't find out.